Lindsay scolds, Sandra brags, and Ben sleeps with the babysitter

Never a dull moment at the Hollywood Awards Monday night.

Ben Affleck seducing the babysitter. Sandra Bullock bragging about her husband's sexual prowess. Oliver Stone admitting he was drunk onstage 30 years ago. Lindsay Lohan chiding Morgan Creek producers about that mean "party girl" letter. Now there's a good career move. And a just-outta-rehab Robin Williams thanking the Hollywood Film Festival for the open bar.

"I have to thank the woman who's baby-sitting my daughter tonight," said Affleck, who won Supporting Actor of the Year for his role in "Hollywoodland" about wife Jennifer, who went home after walking the carpet with him. "She's the reason for most of the good things that have happened in my life. So, all you people at my table, if I don't come back it's because I've gone home to make love to the babysitter."

Bullock, who won Supporting Actress of the Year for her role in "Infamous," thanked director Douglas McGrath for taking a risk on her, "When everyone else was trying to get me to make 'Miss Congeniality: Part Six.'"

Looking at her husband, Bullock added, "And I'd like to thank my boyfriend whom I happen to be married to. You inspire me with the good loving you give me every day - and especially last night! She told the audience,"Really, you have NO idea."

"A little too much booze in the Green Room, Sandra?," joked one of the evening's hosts, Entertainment Tonight's Mark Steines, when Bullock left the stage.

Stone, who picked up the Director of the Year award reminisced, "Thirty years ago I was on this stage for an event and I was ejected. I'd gotten inebriated with two models of sobriety, Richard Harris and Chevy Chase. So here I am again, 30 f--king years later. And it's great to sit here for two and a half hours and know you're going to win."

Even Lohan, who won the Breakthrough Actress of the Year Award, acknowledged her party girl rep. "With all the attention given to my extracurricular activities, it means so much to get an award for something I really love to do and that's act."

But she couldn't help taking a not-so-gentle jab at the Morgan Creek folks. You remember that made-public letter about the producers not believing her tardiness due to "exhaustion" and "dehydration."

"I'd also like to thank everyone on 'Georgia Rule' and at Morgan Creek, because apparently, I was late every day."

But the recovering alcoholic Robin Williams really grabbed the bottle and ran with it. Accepting his Career Achievement Award, he noted, "It's an honor to get a career achievement award and not be incontinent. And it's great to get out of rehab and go to a place with an open bar, thank you! Great to have wine bottles on every table, thank you very much!"

And he just couldn't resist poking fun of another recent rehabber. "It's great to be here standing next to this giant H," he said, pointing the giant onstage gold letter.

"We know the H is for Hollywood, but to Mel Gibson, it stands for Hebrew. Later we'll be showing clips from Mel's new movie, "Punch and Judaism."

Photo Credits: Backstage, Ben and Sandra talk about spousal sex?
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Photo Credits: Oliver doesn't mind waiting for the award. Honest.
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Photo Credits: Robin faux relieves himself at the Starz after-party with Actor of the Year winner Forest Whitaker and Bonnie Hunt.
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By Sandra Bullock

``Eu sempre quis fazer uma comédia como as de Jim Carrey, como faziam as mulheres dos anos 1930 e 1940.''
`` I always wanted to do a comedy such as Jim Carrey, as did women in the years 1930 and 1940.''

"A inteligência e o sentido de humor. As pessoas podem ser muito bonitas e serem obtusas, frisa a actriz. – Não estou a dizer que para mim é tudo cabeça. Estou a falar de outro tipo de beleza. Acho que o meu ponto de vista foi influenciado pelo facto de viver parte da minha infância na Europa. Eu gosto de encarar o mundo sem preconceitos, descobrir a alegria nas relações humanas, a gentileza"
"Intelligence and sense of humor. People can be beautiful and to be beautiful. Says the Actress, - I am not saying that to me is all head. I am talking about another kind of beauty. I think my point of view was influenced by the fact that live part of my childhood in Europe. I like to face the world without prejudice, discover the joy in human relationships, kindness"

"Eu adoro meu corpo. Mas uma coisa é gostar de seu corpo e outra é pensar em como ele vai ficar na tela do cinema"
"I love my body. But one thing is like your body and another is thinking about how it looks on screen"

"Nunca disse isso, mas já que falamos de tanta coisa, vou confessar: acho que não estive sóbria o suficiente uma hora sequer em seu país para não ter as melhores impressões possíveis. Me diverti horrores! Ia para a cama às cinco da manhã. Mas essa era a minha ideia... Ir ao Rio, ouvir boa música, beber com gosto e dançar muito. Adorei. (Sobre sua vinda ao Brasil)"
"It never said this, but since we speak of as much thing, I go to confess: I find that it does not stow sober the sufficient one hour at least in its country not to have the best possible impressions. I amused me horrors! It went for the bed to the five of the morning. But this age my idea… To go to the River, to hear good music, to drink with taste and to dance very. I adored. (On its coming to Brazil)"